The Chronicles of Famurai

12:09AM - long time no updatey

Just thought I'd put this in, all I did was almost break my fingers, but let's see what the responses were from 4 completely non-connected people when i returned

My away message: Auto response from famman83: right hand doesn't feel good:-(

Responses:

UltiMatDan: so then stop jerkin off!!!!!!!
UltiMatDan: hahahaha

SC00BYDAMN: That's the masturbating hand, eh?

acollins4077: hey babes
acollins4077: i wonder how many responses you have gotten to that that insinuate you were masterbating

BigMe392: then give it a rest from the uh... you know... the "pleasuring" as it were... ahem... yes... "pleasuring


just thought i'd pass that along, i find it funny

10:54PM - another day, another quiz

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:	Andrew McKay
Birthday:	December the 24th! Try sharing a birthday with Jesus...no one pays attention to me
Birthplace:	Providence, RI....(but I moved to the Cape when I was like...10 months old...well...not me...my parents moved me...you get the picture!)
Current Location:	Brewstah, MA
Eye Color:	Blue
Hair Color:	Diiirty blonde
Height:	5'8''
Right Handed or Left Handed:	Right!
Your Heritage:	Scottish and Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today:	one sock on my left foot
Your Weakness:	really good spinach dip
Your Fears:	Spiders, to a degree
Your Perfect Pizza:	Canadian Bacon!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:	Get A JOB (in design)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:	hehe
Thoughts First Waking Up:	Jesum, i'm tired
Your Best Physical Feature:	My eyes
Your Bedtime:	between the hours of 9 and 2am
Your Most Missed Memory:
Pepsi or Coke:	Fanta!
MacDonalds or Burger King:	gross
Single or Group Dates:	single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:	no tea, unless it's green tea
Chocolate or Vanilla:	chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:	hot coa coa
Do you Smoke:	never (cigarettes anyways)
Do you Swear:	Does the Pope shit in the woods?!
Do you Sing:	when i can, aka: all the time
Do you Shower Daily:	yesss
Have you Been in Love:	yes
Do you want to go to College:	currently hittin it up
Do you want to get Married:	yeah, sure
Do you belive in yourself:	yes, yes i do
Do you get Motion Sickness:	sometimes...on really bad amusement rides
Do you think you are Attractive:	i suppose so, yes
Are you a Health Freak:	meh
Do you get along with your Parents:	yep
Do you like Thunderstorms:	sometimes, when i'm not already busy being a big freak
Do you play an Instrument:	voice, recorder, guitar (not extremely well), used to play alto sax (can still play it, but probably really rusty)
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:	yessum
In the past month have you Smoked:	nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs:	nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date:	yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:	nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:	no :-(
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:	nope
In the past month have you been on Stage:	actually....no...weird
In the past month have you been Dumped:	nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:	actually...yes!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:	nope
Ever been Drunk:	yes
Ever been called a Tease:	yes yes
Ever been Beaten up:	nope
Ever Shoplifted:	nope
How do you want to Die:	with everyone I love around me
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:	A graphic designer...for now
What country would you most like to Visit:	Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:	brown/green
Favourite Hair Color:	brunette
Short or Long Hair:	shorter I suppose, but long is ok
Height:	my height or shorter
Weight:	no clue, ain't even going there
Best Clothing Style:	don't care, something comfortable
Number of Drugs I have taken:	nothing unless it's over the counter
Number of CDs I own:	a bunch
Number of Piercings:	1
Number of Tattoos:	eight
Number of things in my Past I Regret:	only a couple of really...really bad calls...oy
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!

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4:52PM - Saweeet

Star Wars Horoscope for Capricorn

You have a ton of ambition and inexhaustible desire to reach your goals. You are very loyal, going to great lengths to help someone out. You are a very social unit, winning the hearts of many with your cute personality. Star wars character you are most like: R2D2

4:51PM

Your Star Wars Pickup Line

"You will go home with me. It is unavoidable. IT IS YOUR DESTINY!!"

4:43PM - Bunny is super happy

So we got the bunny last Sunday. She's doin great. We named her Brie (like the cheese) and she's incredibly cute. (and not retarded....*paul). End of line.

2:49AM - We're getting a bunnnyyyy!

We're getting a bunny! Amanda and I are living in a flat in Walham for the summer and we're getting our very own bunny. ( here's what he/she looks like http://www.buysellcommunity.com/sale/ORQYLTDQ/ ). We haven't gotten a name yet cause we dont' know if it's a boy or a girl....*must be named appropriatly or all the other bunnies at school will make fun of the poor thing. Anyhoo, we're picking it up on Sunday! yaay for cute bunnies.

2:17AM - A funny thing happended on the way to the sculpture show...

ok, so I really should be sleeping, but I felt compelled to write a little bit about my personal experience on the day of Tuesday the 19th of April.
So, after a completely enthralling day of classes ending at around 1:30, I went home to make myself a quick lunch before going to the opening of the outdoor sculpture show on campus. Odd things began to happen as soon as I left my house. I was riding my bike and I suddenly got really happy. I was so excited that it was a beautiful day, the campus was alive with people, I was biking on a beautiful day in search of free food and friends, and that I could bike as fast as I could on my bike without feeling my legs. When I got to the main Campus I remember it as being very very bright and loud and it was great. I biked back behind the group 6 building to get to the show and the food and got in line for my burgers. I said hi to all my friends who were there, got 2 hotdogs and a hamburger (directly after which, it was stated that people in line could only have 2 items, as I scampered away with my three...yay for fat kids)I noticed things were really going astray when I involuntarily slurred a word in a sentance. At that point, my head had been light for an hour and a half and one of my friends pointed out that my eyes were bloodshot. My mind immeidiately began searching for reasons why I was feeling weird and my eyes were shot, like, oh my god, I've probably just had an anurism in my brain and all the blood is leaking inside my head....right. anyways, called my dad, he said it was probably a panic attack, I said, ok. Went home, and while talking to Amanda, realized that I had eaten something as well as my omlette and carrots for the quick lunch. I had also eaten a 6 inch brownie from a bag in the bottom of the fridge. When my suitmate Jeff came home I asked him if he had made brownies. He said yes. Sooo end of story (and a rather good one as far as I...and everyone else sees it.) I ate a 6 inch loaded pot brownie for a springtime snack, and then was happy with the world for the next 3 and a half to 4 hours (including, but not limited to, the sculpture show, biking, calling my dad and saying 'Oh god, I'm so glad it's nothing serious, I'm just high!', a production meeting for Into the Woods with the dean of my college, and most of rehersal.) Yay for events in life that you think could only happen in movies! Thus ends my entry. Goodnight.

12:59AM - ...looked kinda fun, so i'm trying it

1. YOUR PORN STAR NAME: (Name of first pet / Street you live on): Clifford Damon (..kinda sweatin to the 70s type thing)

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (Name of your favorite snack food / Grandfather's first name): Pop tart Alexander

3. YOUR FASHION DESIGNER NAME: (First word you see on your left / Favorite restaurant): Far Side Olive Garden

4. EXOTIC FOREIGNER ALIAS: (Favorite Spice / Last Foreign Vacation Spot): Oregano Montreal

5. SOCIALITE ALIAS: (Silliest Childhood Nickname / Town Where You First Partied): Big Head Brewster

6. "FLY Boy/Girl" ALIAS (a la J. Lo): (First Initial / First Two or Three Letters of your Last Name): A. Mc

7. ICON ALIAS: (Something Sweet Within Sight / Any Liquid in Your Kitchen): little candies amanda got me OJ

8. DETECTIVE ALIAS: (Favorite Baby Animal / Where You Went to High School): Kitten Nauset

9. BARFLY ALIAS: (Last Snack Food You Ate / Your Favorite Alcoholic Drink): Cheese XXX

10. SOAP OPERA ALIAS: (Middle Name / Street Where You First Lived): Michael Damon

11. ROCK STAR ALIAS: (Favorite Candy / Last Name Of Favorite Musician): Reeses Jackson

...meh, kinda weak....though i do like the Reeses Jackson...

12:55AM - WARNING: sappy entry

you know...I was just thinking about how awesome it is to have friends. It's just cool to know that someone out there remembers you and actually would enjoy to be around you. And even though I accept my complete and utter tool-ness in setting up a facebook account, I'm glad to see at least pictures of people I haven't seen in years, and read about them and find out life is going well for them. And of course that they're all still as sexy as ever. hehe. So kudos to all my cohorts, and thanx.

11:38AM - last one :-) i apologize to all of your friends lists for my sudden attack of boredom

You are the 'regular' teen. Don't worry, alot of
people will get this result. However, you set
pretty high/low goals for yourself...and you
believe you are the only one in the world.
But, there are alot of people with your
attitude. You tend to wear regular clothing,
or you are forced to wear colors you don't want
to. (such as your mother always buying you
pink / blue clothing) Sometimes you feel
horribly lonely and want to hide, but as
always, you find something to give you reason
to continue. You can either hate or love
school, one opinion please. Never fear, you
are not one of a kind...and that is kinda nice
to hear, since there are other teenagers out
there with your exact view on life.

You
could get a job as an author, Teacher, editor,
architect, buisness owner, or administrator.
Good luck in life, and don't forget that no one
is ever alone.

11:32AM - ok...one more and i'm done

congratulations. you are the kiss my ass happy
bunny. You don't care about anyone or anything.
You must be so proud

11:29AM - hm

Gay Bear


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11:26AM - yay for girls

Cocktail


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11:21AM - woot

You're Transgender Barbie! You're well, there's no
way to describe you. Pick a sex and stay with
it!


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7:04PM - Looong time no updaty

So here be I, sitting in amanda's chair, on amanda's computer thinking...hmm what can I do for the two hours that amanda's at rehersal....hmmmm. oh, how about fix her internet. I am a computer genious. Poor poor amanda has been without an internet connection for about a month now and I just fixed it in like, 2 seconds. It's sad no one is half as talented as I am with fixing these things, I mean, plugging in the ethernet cord is a really tough job, but hey, I'm a nice guy. In short, I rule. I feel like quizzin again. Mwuhahaha to all of your friends sections- I'm about to fill them with useless and possibly funny crap.

6:41PM

69 !!!!


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...some people have way too much time on their hands.....like me, a person who finds this crap...oi

6:37PM

yay candy!

6:29PM

You scored as Drama nerd. </td> Drama nerd 94% Prep/Jock/Cheerleader 31% Punk/Rebel 25% Geek 19% Goth 19% Loner 13% Stoner 13% Ghetto gangsta 6% What's Your High School Stereotype? created with QuizFarm.com

Yeah Miethner! power to the drama dorks!

12:09PM - I just wanted to take a quiz, gosh!

Napoleon Dyanamite


Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
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11:59AM

allllrightythen. i'm back home, a year older, a birthday older, and still talking to my cat. wow, she's got boogas. poor little thing. Her new name now is Clam-shack cheesy McBooger due to the fact that she's sick (and has a lot of boogers), she really likes cheese, and Jarrad couldn't remember her real name (scallop), hence - clam-shack. Sooo things are going well for me. i'm 21 now! yeaah!....yeah, that's about all the celebrating i'll do right now, kinda bored. maybe i'll take a quizzy, or go get my hair cut. mmmmm haircut.